Way cool, I can almost kick butt now.

don’t go assuming too much there my little friend muwahahahaha!

Defination of “a can of whoopass”:

A phrase used to indicate that the target is about to be introduced to a whole world of pain. Specifically, you, by opening this can, are going to unleash the power of whooping (that is, in the sense of attacking and beating, not in the sense of whooping cough) upon their sorry ass.

so the definition of “whoopass” is david adams right? I mean i could be confused but you described me by you opening my can right? haha

very sad!!! David gets jumped if he’ll ever show back up

Watch out for David’s jump-spinning-backfist.